MID-LIFE MONSTER MANUAL: YOUR BASIC PARODY Black Templar the little pea princess

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all-new weather rules

Stormvermin are easily identifiable by their relative bulk and aura of malice

then competes with each other in addition to the GM to earn the highest amount of "influence" each game

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MID-LIFE MONSTER MANUAL: YOUR BASIC PARODY Black Templar the little pea princessThe ultimate compendium of the fearsome foes of middle age, the Mid Life Monster Manual is a fully illustrated parody reference guide. Learn all you need to know about dreaded beasts like the Backsarisk, whose attacks can leave a PC paralyzied in pain, or the Dorcs, whose blissful unawareness of how out of touch they are force PCs to confront their own growing uncoolness. And those missing keys? You may be facinga Misplacer Beast!